Glenn Dorsey’s New Nickname Is…Swamp Thing!

We challenged Chiefs fans and you all answered emphatically in less than a season of Jack Bauer. First-time commenter Timmer nailed Glenn Dorsey’s new nickname with his first shot out of the box!

Some ideas: ~Swamp Thing - a connection to his Louisiana roots and his monstrous, superheroish ways along the D-line

Great job, Timmer. We’re absolutely loving Swamp Thing! I think we’ve got the other rookies taken care of, too–Flowers Child, Phat Albert and The Helicopter. By the way, readers saying that we should wait until he proves himself, and that he could be the next Ryan Sims. Puh-lease. Dorsey is a warrior, the anti-Sims. Don’t worry about him at all, because he’s definitely a player.

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