Changing up the format a little here. Every Friday, I’m going to run down the games and tell you who you should bet on, and which fantasy guys you should start and sit. Let’s get to it…
Cincinnati Bengals -1
Baltimore Ravens
Pick: The Bungles, but I think the Joe Flacco-Ray Rice show gets a rocky start. I also think the Chad Ocho Cinco show will get off to a fast one, bum shoulder and all.
Start: Chad Ocho Cinco, T.J. Houshmandzadeh
Sit: All Ravens
New York Jets -3
Miami Dolphins
Pick: B-R-E-T-T, Brett, Brett, Brett is a better bet than the Pennington revenge factor. The Jets are a pretty sure bet, even on the road.
Start: All Jets (even Dustin Keller, if needed), Ricky Williams
Sit: Dolphins not named Ricky Williams
Kansas City Chiefs
New England Patriots – 16.5
Pick: I’m a Chiefs fan, and even I think this spread is too low.
Start: All Pats, Tony G, D-Bowe
Sit: Brodie Croyle, L.J. (only if you have a better option)
Houston Texans
Pittsburgh Steelers -6.5
Pick: Steelers win, Texans cover. I really like the Texans this year, and think this will be a FG game.
Start: Willie Parker, Big Ben, Santonio Holmes, Andre Johnson,
Sit: Texans RBs
Jacksonville Jaguars -3
Tennessee Titans
Pick: The Jags are a Super Bowl sleeper. They will make Vince Young look very Young Vince.
Start: David Garrard, MJD
Sit: All Titans
Detroit Lions -3
Atlanta Falcons
Pick: The Lions will get off to a hot start again playing the Falcons. Could be a route, as the Falcons have a pathetic homefield advantage.
Start: Jon Kitna, Megatron, Optimus Prime
Sit: Kevin Smith, Michael Turner, Roddy White (give all three another week)
Seattle Seahawks
Buffalo Bills PK
Pick: Dick’s crew will pull this one out at home. Hasselbeck and Co. will struggle due to new pieces and injuries.
Start: Nate Burleson, Marshawn Lynch
Sit: Matt Hasselbeck, Julius Jones, Lee Evans,
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints -3.5
Pick: The Saints will provide their own storm in the wake of Gustav. They will be super back at the Superdome. At least this week.
Start: Drew Brees, Marques Colston, Reggie Bush, Earnest Graham, Joey Galloway
Sit: Jeff Garcia, Antonio Bryant, Deuce
St. Louis Rams
Philadelphia Eagles -7
Pick: The Iggles–but it won’t be pretty. At all.
Start: Brian Westbrook, Donovan McNabb, DeSean Jackson, Steven Jackson
Sit: Reggie Brown, Torry Holt, Marc Bulger
Dallas Cowboys -4
Cleveland Browns
Pick: The Cowboys survive a close shootout and barely cover.
Start: Tony Romo, T.O., Marion the Barbarian, K2, Braylon Edwards, Jamal Lewis
Sit: Derek Anderson, Donte’ Stallworth
Carolina Panthers
San Diego Chargers -9.5
Pick: This could be a blowout, because Steve Smith is more valuable than Shawne Merriman. No doubt about it.
Start: L.T., Philip Rivers, Chris Chambers, Muhsin Muhammad
Sit: Jake Delhomme, Carolina RBs, Antonio Gates
Arizona Cardinals -3
San Francisco 49ers
Pick: The 49ers can’t even take advantage of the schedulemakers mercy. Cards take this one.
Start: Kurt Warner, Fitz, Anquan Boldin, Edgerrin James, Isaac Bruce
Sit: Frank Gore, J.T. O’Sullivan, Vernon Davis, Josh Morgan (for now)
Chicago Bears
Indianapolis Colts -9.5
Pick: Peyton Manning vs. Kyle “Neckbeard” Orton. C’mon, man…Colts cover.
Start: Manning, Reggie Wayne, Joseph Addai, Dallas Clark, Devin Hester
Sit: Matt Forte, Orton, Marvin Harrison
Minnesota Vikings
Green Bay Packers -3
Pick: The Aaron Rogers era stutters to a start. Jared Allen and Co. win and cover in green Bay.
Start: Adrian Peterson, Donald Driver, Ryan Grant
Sit:Bernard Berrian, Tarvaris Jackson, Aaron Rodgers
Denver Broncos -3
Oakland Raiders
Pick: In the battle of my two least favorite teams, the Silver and Black will prevail. Good money-line bet.
Start: Run DMC, Tony Scheffler
Sit: Everybody else





















Really? I should sit Joe Forte?? I didn’t realize he was on the Bears roster. I might still start Matt Forte, ever heard of him? Maybe they are related.
Relax–it was a typo. Call him Cornelius Forte or whatever you want–he still shouldn’t start.