I’ve never said this before, but I can’t wait for The Hangover. The latest effort form Old School mastermind and original Borat director (he left the movie after filming a good deal of it) Todd Phillips, The Hangover, currently has a top critics score of 100% over on Rotten Tomatoes. That’s insane.
You know who else is insane? The Hangover star Heather Graham. I’ve always found her hot. I first noticed her in Drugstore Cowboy. Then I saw her in Swingers. Then she rolled over me in Boogie Nights as Roller Girl. After that, she shagged Austin Powers and basically disappeared.
I’ve always wondered what happened to her. Did she join the witness relocation program and room with Shannon Elizabeth? Besides a bunch of guest appearances on Scrubs like five years ago, she has been a ghost since about 2001. Now that I think about it, everything makes since. If I starred in From Hell and Say It Isn’t So in the same year, I would probably want to pull a Houdini, too.
But now we have an answer — Heather Graham is a witch! Yes, I’m being serious. No, I’m not just saying that to string the joke out longer.
Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live (I was probably the only person watching), Graham revealed that her and her friends practice witchcraft. They call themselves “The Godesses,” and there is one dude who’s lucky enough to be in the group. He didn’t want to be a warlock or a wizard, “he wanted to be a witch.” Sounds more like he’s something that rhymes with witch. Anyway, she seriously thinks she’s a witch, folks. She even thinks she controls the weather.
My favorite part of the interview was the part where she revealed that her and her friends spell helped Barack Obama become President. Um, sorry there, Heather, but the most dynamic speaker of the new millennium didn’t need a “spell” to beat a GOP Father Time in a year when the Republican brand was at an all-time low. But wait, there’s more. Then Graham credited her spells for both her new boyfriend and their incredible sex life. Like finding a boyfriend, especially one who would want to have sex with her, would be difficult on her own. C’mon, girl, you’ve never been the greatest actress, but you’ve always been sexy as hell. And at 39 you’re still fine.
Graham went on to help Kimmel do a spell (He probably wished for some actual viewers, but a pizza magically appeared.) and promote the new flick. I’m just glad she’s still alive, still hot, and still got that batsh** crazy twinkle in her eye. I always knew she was nuts, and, honestly, I kind of liked it. Last night just proved me right.
Here’s the video of Graham’s Kimmel appearance. So mote it be!:
Here’s a gallery of some brand new Graham pics:
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She is’t crazy! Im a wiccan and I practice the craft as well. Its not crazy at all, its a religion!
Saying you can control the weather is crazy. I’m all for letting people believe what the want, but let’s get serious here. This isn’t an X-Men movie.
“It’s not crazy at all, it’s a religion!”
Very interesting nutjob contradiction you have going on there. lol
Great pics of Heather, and yes, she’s crazy hot.
But saying someone “thinks she is a witch” is offensive. It is like saying someone “thinks they are a Christian/Muslim/Buddhist”
There is something offensive in that statement, not to mention you alluding to the idea male witches are homosexual.
I’d say Graham’s coven mate would be quite the lucky guy to dance in the middle of the night (probably nude) with Graham and her friends.
Not really wanting to get on a high horse, and I’m not a practicing pagan myself, but hey, what you said was kinda abrasive.
We’re simply having some fun over here, Manny. Don’t take it too seriously
rhonny,
Yes she’s crazy, and so are you. Practically delusional, just like every other cult, whether or not they’ve grown large enough to graduate to the term “religion.” And yours hasn’t. You’re just in a cult. And you’re just as nuts as mormons and scientologists.
And Manny, regarding that whole dancing naked in the moonlight thing: while Heather is still hot as a pistol, the view is not worth the climb (participating in a pagan cult). It’s not like you get to do that on your first day, I’m sure. And I’m quite sure there’s probably some prayer/spell/ritual in wicca for success. Why hasn’t that helped her career? Because it’s all BS.
RC
Listen Dick/Richard, Witchcraft IS a religion, not a cult. It actually pre-dates Christianity. Get YOUR facts and history straight. And, a male witch is just that – a witch… not a warlock.
Why must everyone tar all religions with the same brush? I’m a Wicca practitioner and, as far as “religions” go, Paganism is far older and more sensible/sensual, peaceful, nurturing, and loving, than any of those horrible Middle Eastern ‘Abrahamic’ cults like Christianity, Judaism, and Islam.
We people of Northern and Western European descent have a wonderful ‘religion’ that has served us well for millennia — that has evolved over time from it’s more primitive forms to the present, more humanistic form. Although we follow our fundamental tenets, no other ‘religion’ is capable of enveloping and enhancing the changing nature of humankind like that of Wicca.
I think, if you’re going to dis someone’s beliefs, you should spend a little more time learning about them before you begin to ridicule — it is not only very unfair, it is patently unkind to people who are mostly peaceful and kindhearted, and who never call for warfare, murder, and martyrdom in the name of some vicious, vainglorious ‘God’.
Give people like Heather the benefit of the doubt before you label her as crazy, or insane, or abnormal. It seems you have no idea what you are missing — too bad I guess.
Many Blessings
Again, just having some fun. I really don’t care what people believe in. That is there business. Just having some fun with it.
Still, thinking you’re Storm from the X-Men is a little cuckoo. Besides, this could all just be a publicity stunt. Her career has been hurting pretty bad.
I saw where some one thought this is a publicity stunt to promote her new movie. Being some one who has seen first hand the prejudice and discrimination based on religious beliefs, I do not know if this is how I would have brought attention to my self or a movie I was in, but then who knows. Hollywood is a world of its own.
Pagan and proud.
To know, to dare, to will, to be SILENT.
Our practices are not for display. She needs more education.
There's nothing wrong with practicing Witchcraft. Half the people who make fun of her or call her insane have probably got more crap on their slates than anyone else out there. Maybe some of her beliefs are outrageous like calling herself a Goddess, but the art of Witchcraft itself and Wicca is recognized as a religion by the US government. Perhaps you took her out of context, some Witches believe that every man and woman has a bit of the Gods and Goddesses in them. Next time, ask her to go into detail about her beliefs.