I’ve never said this before, but I can’t wait for The Hangover. The latest effort form Old School mastermind and original Borat director (he left the movie after filming a good deal of it) Todd Phillips, The Hangover, currently has a top critics score of 100% over on Rotten Tomatoes. That’s insane.

You know who else is insane? The Hangover star Heather Graham. I’ve always found her hot. I first noticed her in Drugstore Cowboy. Then I saw her in Swingers. Then she rolled over me in Boogie Nights as Roller Girl. After that, she shagged Austin Powers and basically disappeared.

I’ve always wondered what happened to her. Did she join the witness relocation program and room with Shannon Elizabeth? Besides a bunch of guest appearances on Scrubs like five years ago, she has been a ghost since about 2001. Now that I think about it, everything makes since. If I starred in From Hell and Say It Isn’t So in the same year, I would probably want to pull a Houdini, too.

But now we have an answer — Heather Graham is a witch! Yes, I’m being serious. No, I’m not just saying that to string the joke out longer.

Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live (I was probably the only person watching), Graham revealed that her and her friends practice witchcraft. They call themselves “The Godesses,” and there is one dude who’s lucky enough to be in the group. He didn’t want to be a warlock or a wizard, “he wanted to be a witch.” Sounds more like he’s something that rhymes with witch. Anyway, she seriously thinks she’s a witch, folks. She even thinks she controls the weather.

My favorite part of the interview was the part where she revealed that her and her friends spell helped Barack Obama become President. Um, sorry there, Heather, but the most dynamic speaker of the new millennium didn’t need a “spell” to beat a GOP Father Time in a year when the Republican brand was at an all-time low. But wait, there’s more. Then Graham credited her spells for both her new boyfriend and their incredible sex life. Like finding a boyfriend, especially one who would want to have sex with her, would be difficult on her own. C’mon, girl, you’ve never been the greatest actress, but you’ve always been sexy as hell. And at 39 you’re still fine.

Graham went on to help Kimmel do a spell (He probably wished for some actual viewers, but a pizza magically appeared.) and promote the new flick. I’m just glad she’s still alive, still hot, and still got that batsh** crazy twinkle in her eye. I always knew she was nuts, and, honestly, I kind of liked it. Last night just proved me right.

Here’s the video of Graham’s Kimmel appearance. So mote it be!:

Here’s a gallery of some brand new Graham pics:

(Adam Best is the senior editor of the FanSided.com Sports Network and the twisted mind behind Fan Addict. Follow him on Twitter.)