We here at FanSided are such big fans of the Manventions that have been floating around the Internet for some time, we’ve decided to put our R&D team on round-the-clock “Manventions” duty. And you won’t believe their first Manventions product.

Fellas,  ever do your old man’s laundry as a kid and wish you hadn’t of seen his tighty whities?

Ever have a girl get back dressed because she saw a dried up Hershey squirt on your boxers?

Ever go out on a Saturday night after a day of chili and college football and have it catch up with you without a — GULP! — spare?

Gentlemen, it’s the age of effed up food and raging Irritable Bowel System — new precautions must be taken. That’s why we proudly present the world’s first pair of stain-and-streak-proof underwear…

De-Streakers!

These brown bad boys are guaranteed with a two-year limited warranty (complete blowouts aren’t covered; they are constructed out of cotton — not titanium) to conceal any fecal stain or streak. Besides, what a cool name and look. Marty McFly would ditch his Calvin Kleins in a second for these brown bombers. If your ladies do your laundry, they’ll love them even more than you will.

Victoria’s always had her Secret. Now Victor has one, too. De-Streakers, underwear for men who want to look smoother than they really are. Our operators are standing by, so just calll 1-800-NO-BROWN 24 hours a day to place your order.

(Adam Best is the senior editor of the FanSided.com Sports Network and the twisted mind behind Fan Addict. Follow him on Twitter.)