Manventions: De-Streakers

Posted on 21 July 2009 by Adam Best

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We here at FanSided are such big fans of the Manventions that have been floating around the Internet for some time, we’ve decided to put our R&D team on round-the-clock “Manventions” duty. And you won’t believe their first Manventions product.

Fellas,  ever do your old man’s laundry as a kid and wish you hadn’t of seen his tighty whities?

Ever have a girl get back dressed because she saw a dried up Hershey squirt on your boxers?

Ever go out on a Saturday night after a day of chili and college football and have it catch up with you without a — GULP! — spare?

Gentlemen, it’s the age of effed up food and raging Irritable Bowel System — new precautions must be taken. That’s why we proudly present the world’s first pair of stain-and-streak-proof underwear…

De-Streakers!

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These brown bad boys are guaranteed with a two-year limited warranty (complete blowouts aren’t covered; they are constructed out of cotton — not titanium) to conceal any fecal stain or streak. Besides, what a cool name and look. Marty McFly would ditch his Calvin Kleins in a second for these brown bombers. If your ladies do your laundry, they’ll love them even more than you will.

Victoria’s always had her Secret. Now Victor has one, too. De-Streakers, underwear for men who want to look smoother than they really are. Our operators are standing by, so just calll 1-800-NO-BROWN 24 hours a day to place your order.

(Adam Best is the senior editor of the FanSided.com Sports Network and the twisted mind behind Fan Addict. Follow him on Twitter.)


Comments

  1. “Marty McFly would ditch his Calvin Kleins in a second for these brown bombers.”

    Haha nice!

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