Chad Ochocinco is pretty much the NFL king of the Internet — him having his own iPhone app pretty much sealed that up. Because of that, I wanted to see what the undisputed king of the Internet, Google, had to say about the wide receiver with the gold grill, great hands and bad Spanish. Let’s just say that our interview was pretty short.

Ouch. Even the “Kanye West is” wasn’t that harsh. Don’t hold anything back there, Google.

(Adam Best is the senior editor of the FanSided.com Sports Network and the twisted mind behind The Best View. Follow him on Twitter. E-mail him with tips at fansidedadam@gmail.com)