Halloween is upon us! It is that truly great night when men have an excuse to dress like their favorite athletes and women have an excuse to dress like sluts.

Don’t have time to watch a scary movie before going to that costume party? Fear not my friends!

Here is a list of 10 horrible contracts guaranteed to make you cringe in horror.

10. Derek Anderson – 3 years, $26 million

Anderson’s QB rating is currently worse than JaMarcus Russell’s. He’ll make $8-mil in 2009, or roughly $1 mil per completion.

9. Billy Gillispie – No contract

Gillispie’s pro bono work at Kentucky was deemed to be worth $2.9 million by a judge, or roughly $1.5 mil per DUI.

8. Javon Walker – 6 years, $55 million

What does $55 million buy you in Oakland these days? One touchdown, 15 catches and one robbery in Las Vegas, that’s what.

7. Andruw Jones – 2 years, $36 million

Jones doesn’t play for the Dodgers any longer, but he’s still on their payroll. Then again, so are Kevin Brown, Todd Hundley and Darren Dreifort…but I digress.

6. Jake Delhomme – 5 years, $42.5 million

Being that he was given his deal on the strength of a 6 turnover performance in the playoffs, Delhomme’s 2009 salary of only $8.5 million makes him vastly underpaid. He’s on pace for a 30 turnover season or just a paltry $3 mil per.

5. Milton Bradley – 3 years, $30 million

Meltdown Milton is worth his weight in fines and suspensions. Bradley’s temper eventually cost him his season as he was suspended by manager Lou Piniella. Hello pot, kettle calling.

4. Larry Johnson – 6 years, $45.5 million

From fantasy stud to dud in no time flat. Johnson could collect $4.5 million as a severance package which equates to $2.25 million per homosexual slur.

3. Rick Reilly – 5 years, $17 million

Reilly’s deal with the Mickey Mouse Sports Network gives hope to arrogant douchebags around the globe. With such epic failures as the Mount Rushmore of Sports series, Reilly will earn a cool $3 mil every time the barren womb that is his brain pushes out another stillborn idea.

2. David Beckham – 5 years, $250 million

With a base salary worth more than most MLS franchises, Beckham has done little to merit his price tag. Considering he spends half the year playing in Italy, one wonders why the Galaxy even bothered with signing him in the first place. Couldn’t they have just cut out the middle man by not ever importing Beckham and instead sold nude photos of his wife to season ticket holders?

1. The BCS contract with ESPN – 4 years, $500 million

Want further proof that ESPN is ruining sports? Consider this mega deal that is aimed at tailoring sexy match ups sure to grab the attention of advertisers at a premium cost. Meanwhile, the scholarship athletes who make billions for others are punished severely if they dare take a nickel for themselves.

(Chris Shellcroft is the lead blogger for Just Blog Baby, occasional contributor on Lake Show Life and an all around righteous dude. You can follow him on Twitter.)