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It’s nice to know that even the rich and famous can be afflicted with bad hair. One would think that assloads of cash would afford the glitterati the best hair technicians money can buy, but that doesn’t appear to be the case. Especially when it comes to professional athletes.
For whatever reason, ballers and shot callers have no problem sporting questionable coiffures. Some jocks are lazy, others don’t give a shit, and a select few are insecure camera whores who need to be the center of attention in order to feel good about themselves.
Here are the ten worst follicle mishaps in sports today. Well, maybe not the absolute worst, but these are pretty awful.
10 – John Daly
The classic bowl cut. Reminds me of Warren the retard from There’s Something About Mary, except not as good.
9 – Shawn Andrews
Either an obese rooster or an homage to Simon Phoenix from Demolition Man.
8 – Tiger Woods
Does he have mange? C’mon, Tiger! You’re the richest athlete in the cosmos. Get a transplant.
7 – Ben Wallace
Didn’t he play Mr. Eko on Lost? Ben is a veteran of many cranial atrocities.
6 – Jay Cutler
What the hell is going on with this bird nest? You’re a quarterback living single in Chi-Town. Stop going to Great Clips.
5 – Anderson Varejao
Geesh. Looks like someone dumped a bowl of corkscrew pasta on his noggin. Headband adds flair.
4 – Chris “Birdman” Andersen
Two words: electroshock therapy.
3 – Domata Peko
I’m almost positive I saw him in Where The Wild Things Are.
2 – Ron Artest
Ron Ron’s skull carvings are more confusing than a Jackson Pollock canvas.
1 – Joakim Noah
What an out of touch fool. The Sideshow Bob mop head look died in the ’90s.
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HOW is Jared Allen not on this list???
I'd like to know how Jeff Reed of the Pittsburgh Steelers didn't make the cut… no pun intended
This was a terrible list. Jay Cutler has a regular guy hair cut, John Daly has a standard old guy hair cut and Woods' just losing his hair. Cool. This was stupid.
first of all, number 7,5,3 and 1 are not haircuts they are hair styles rather if they're bad or not !! as for Ron Artest I like it for it's artistic purpose.
Most of these people are in the NBA. Crazy Basketball players.
@adrian
You are 100% right. This sucked. SOmeone threw this crap together to take up space on this site (not surprising). Not sure why Tiger Woods is on the list either.
Oh, and how hard is it to “decipher” ron artest's “carvings?” It's a Houston Rockets logo. Nice to see a sports website couldn't figure that out.
Tiger Woods is on this list because he's a billionaire who can't afford to keep his hair.
Jay Cutler is on this list because he's a grown ass man with a little boy sweep-over haircut. Unless you go to Auburn or still wear OshKosh B'Gosh overalls, you shouldn't be rocking that hairdo.
John Daly is on this list because he uses the Suck Cut appliance.
whut about this 1 go to google and write Carlos Valderrama in images
I was just informed that Jared Allen's is not a hair style, it's a life style. I was then told to sit down and shut up. By Jared Allen.
all this is very fucken stupid as Yoli64 said because ,Ben Wallace,Anderson Varejao,Domata Peko, and Joakim Noah DON'T EVEN HAVE HAIRCUTS!!!!!!!!!! PLUS the picture at the top isn't even SPORTS related!!!!!!