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It’s nice to know that even the rich and famous can be afflicted with bad hair. One would think that assloads of cash would afford the glitterati the best hair technicians money can buy, but that doesn’t appear to be the case. Especially when it comes to professional athletes.

For whatever reason, ballers and shot callers have no problem sporting questionable coiffures. Some jocks are lazy, others don’t give a shit, and a select few are insecure camera whores who need to be the center of attention in order to feel good about themselves.

Here are the ten worst follicle mishaps in sports today. Well, maybe not the absolute worst, but these are pretty awful.

10 – John Daly

The classic bowl cut. Reminds me of Warren the retard from There’s Something About Mary, except not as good.

9 – Shawn Andrews

Either an obese rooster or an homage to Simon Phoenix from Demolition Man.

8 – Tiger Woods

Does he have mange? C’mon, Tiger! You’re the richest athlete in the cosmos. Get a transplant.

7 – Ben Wallace

Didn’t he play Mr. Eko on Lost? Ben is a veteran of many cranial atrocities.

6 – Jay Cutler

What the hell is going on with this bird nest? You’re a quarterback living single in Chi-Town. Stop going to Great Clips.

5 – Anderson Varejao

Geesh. Looks like someone dumped a bowl of corkscrew pasta on his noggin. Headband adds flair.

4 – Chris “Birdman” Andersen

Two words: electroshock therapy.

3 – Domata Peko

I’m almost positive I saw him in Where The Wild Things Are.

2 – Ron Artest

Ron Ron’s skull carvings are more confusing than a Jackson Pollock canvas.

1 – Joakim Noah

What an out of touch fool. The Sideshow Bob mop head look died in the ’90s.

(Scott Tunstall is the Lead Blogger for Inside the Iggles and is currently wanted by Interpol. You can follow him on Twitter.)