After seeing how his favorite sporting event was being bastardized, an enraged Peter Griffin sought our help to reach NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.

Since Mr. Goodell is a regular reader of the FanSided Sports Blog, Peter thought this would be the ideal way to get his suggestions on how to fix the Pro Bowl to the commish.

Here is what he has to say:

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.

I, Peter Griffin, being of sound mind, body and John Malkovich do hereby declare that I’m friggin’ pissed!

I mean, c’mon Goodell. How can you destroy the best event in the sports like this? You can’t imagine my shock when I found out that you decided to have the Pro Bowl upstaged by the Super Bowl. It was worse than the time when I learned why all the dinosaurs died. We all know that the Pro Bowl is the most important football game on the planet. Why else would it be played after the Super Bowl for all these years?

So before you do any further damage to the game, Goodell, I’d advise you to take into considering my 10 suggestions to fix the best sports event in the universe.

1. Players should be required to play the game in giant robo-suits like the ones in that Anne-Marie Johnson movie Robot Jox.

2. The opening coin toss should be replaced by a game of Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots.

3. From this day forward, Brett Favre should be the full-time quarterback for both the AFC and NFC in perpetuity or until time the end of time. Whichever comes first.

4. Patrick Stewart, Joey Adams and Tone Loc should be the game announcers.

5. John Madden will also be in the booth, but only to make those “Boom” sound effects whenever a freakin’ sweet hit occurs.

6. The game will be played on top of Mount Rushmore since it would take Madden way too frickin’ long to drive to Hawaii.

7. The halftime show will consist of celebrities and various TV personalities playing an electronic football tournament. The winner will play the Russian chess master to determine which nation gets to invade Tatooine.

8. After a touchdown is scored, players should be required to do the Super Bowl Shuffle, the Icky Shuffle or play a game of Shuffleboard against Mickey Rourke.

9. The Pro Bowl MVP will be knighted by the Queen of England and from that day forward shall be referred to as Sir Awesome.

10. Whichever team wins the Pro Bowl will be taken back in time on the Winnegabo from Spaceballs to play the ’72 Dolphins.

Chris Shellcroft is the lead blogger for Just Blog Baby, occasional contributor on Lake Show Life and an all around righteous dude. You can follow him on Twitter.