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Brooklyn Nets and their Porn Star Mascot


The Brooklyn Nets debuted their brand new mascot recently, and although it really underwhelmed and over did it when it came to presentation, a Google search of the mascot’s name may turn up some very telling information about why the mascot is so frontal with presentation.

Brooklyn named their new mascot Brooklyn Knight, which is essentially a dude dressed in all black who looks like he was kicked out of the Oakland Raiders Black Hole for having too tame and lame of a costume.

But the Nets may have a bigger issue on their hands other than the lameness of their new hype man. Brooklyn Knight, when spelled the way the Nets spell it, it absolutely fine. Google Brooklyn Night, and ladies and gentlemen we have ourselves a porn star.

Brooklyn Night, who was actually born in Las Vegas, is the stage name for Natalie Sloan, who is 5’2″ Virgo (careful how you spell and read that). But what men probably know her best from is her work — pornography.

Deadspin listed her filmography but for the complete list just visit her IMDb page. Or you can rent a version of Clerks and fast forward to the part where Dante reads off the overly long list of porno films he wishes to rent. Either way, this is a dirty, vividly unclean woman we are talking about — not the kind of woman you want your young Nets fan son or daughter to stumble upon whilst on Google.

For the kicker, one of Brooklyn’s alternate names is Brooklyn Knight, spelled the same way as the Nets mascot. Is it just me or is that “alternate” name a sign that the porn business is getting lazy?

If you hit Google Images on the search, no dirty pictures turn up. In fact there aren’t many available stills of Ms. Night which begs this question: we’ve all seen how lame the Brooklen Night is, how about this other Brooklyn?

You want to sell out games in Brooklyn, the Nets need a mascot switch.

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