People in the deep south — particularly Texas– do not like President Obama. That’s pretty much a safe assumption given the election returns in that part of the country and the desire to suddenly secede upon Obama’s re-election. But that’s not stoping one Cowboys fan from going to the big bad government to solve their problem: Jerry Jones.
Granted, the fan lives in Georgia, Obama didn’t necessarily clean up in that state either.
But election returns aside, a fan has petitioned President Obama in an effort to forcibly remove
Emperor Palpatine Jerry Jones as grand supreme ruler owner of the Dallas Cowboys.
We, the Citizens of the Great State of Texas, and Dallas Cowboys fans worldwide, have been oppressed by an over controlling, delusional, oppressive dictator for way too long. Request the Executive Branch’s immediate assistance in removal of owner and GM, Jerry Jones. His incompetence and ego have not only been an extreme disappointment for way too long, but moreover, it has caused extreme mental and emotional duress.
-Petition to Remove Jerry Jones
As of current, the petition has almost 463 of the 25,000 signatures needed for anyone to actually take it seriously — not that it would even be taken seriously at that point anyways. If Jerry Jones is the tyrant the petition suggests (and he very much is) he’s not going to give up power of the team he owns. If you’d like to sign the petition, by all means be our guest.
To make the petition even more hilarious, it was filed under Human Rights Issues, thusly proving that Cowboys fans really are sore losers.