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Iron Sheik Thinks David Stern Has Raisin Balls, Wants To Sodomize Cancer


There are characters on Twitter and then there’s the Iron Sheik, who has never failed to amuse in some way shape or form since coming up in Pro Wrestling in the 70s. Just because the time and the society has changed, the Iron Sheik still finds ways to give people something to talk about.

First off, lets address the obvious: the man has people writing articles where we actually have to type the words Iron Sheik in a serious news story. That alone is enough to give this man some kind of trophy. But it’s what he wants to do to the leading killer of people world wide, the Sheik’s greatest foe — cancer.

The tweets literally speak for themselves.

That’s obvious the headline tweet, but that tweet is the pot to the hard drugs that Sheik’s twitter account is. From there, he goes on to say Aaron Carter is better than Vince Cater, how Chris Brown beats up Rihanna when she beats him at Jenga, and of course that Hulk Hogan has “super junior balls”. He also isn’t very fond of David Stern’s decision to lash out at the San Antonio Spurs.

 

 

Basically if you have a general pop culture topic, from sports to movies or apparently cancer, Iron Sheik is your guy for unbiased opinion. I give this about ten minutes before Howard Stern slaps his name all over this. Or five minutes before Sheik says Stern has junior mint raisin balls.

Either way, stay out of Sheik’s way.

Tags: NBA

  • http://www.arrowheadaddict.com Patrick Allen

    This Twitter feed is high-comedy. The hell of it is, if it was a parody account it wouldn’t work. But the fact that it is real makes it just amazing.