2013 Summer Blockbusters: Ranking the Upcoming Summer Movies by Dreadfulness, Just From Watching the Trailers

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It’s almost time for all those big silly expensive tent pole crafted-to-make-money-off-dumb-yokels-from-around-the-globe summer movies we love to hate (and sometimes secretly love; I will never quit you Pluto Nash). In an effort to familiarize myself with the forthcoming crap, I searched around the magic rainbow wonderland of YouTube for the trailers.

And indeed I found many trailers. And what I saw made my soul cry out like Nicolas Cage at the mercy of bees. Here I have ranked the dreadfulness of these as-yet-unseen movies just by the horrors I witnessed in their trailers.


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