It’s almost time for all those big silly expensive tent pole crafted-to-make-money-off-dumb-yokels-from-around-the-globe summer movies we love to hate (and sometimes secretly love; I will never quit you Pluto Nash). In an effort to familiarize myself with the forthcoming crap, I searched around the magic rainbow wonderland of YouTube for the trailers.
And indeed I found many trailers. And what I saw made my soul cry out like Nicolas Cage at the mercy of bees. Here I have ranked the dreadfulness of these as-yet-unseen movies just by the horrors I witnessed in their trailers.