Tim Tebow is not wasting anytime with a bold new attempt at getting a starting job in the NFL. According to documents in our possession it appears that Tim is taking a far more conventional approach to his return. His approach to send out a resume to all 32 teams is classic Tebow.
It seems that team officials should soon be prepared for hand delivery of Tim Tebow’s official resume as well as a hot apple pie, and a pamphlet on sin. It’s a three-pronged plan to get Tim back into the spotlight.
Below is the resume we allege could be the exact one currently being shopped around to NFL General Managers. Before you make a judgment we ask you to read the entire document. As Tim is always fond of saying “Let those who are without sin” do something or other.
I think it has to do with making sure to cast all broken bones.
You can download Tim Tebow’s Resume here.