Remember that annoying little bastard when you were about eight who seemingly couldn’t get more irritating, yet would cap it all off with a wet willy?
Yeah, apparently that was Major League Baseball’s home run leader Chris Davis when he was a child.
After Baltimore Orioles shortstop J.J. Hardy hit a three run bomb last night, Chris Davis who was on base with Adam Jones decided to have a little penetrating fun through Jones’ ear flap.
I’m not exactly sure what Davis was going for here – did he sense Jones having a build up of ear wax? Was there some evil bug approaching Jones’ ear and Davis, being the super human he is, decided to stop the forced entry? Either way, it appeared Jones was clearly startled by the ear assault.
In addition to leading the league in wet willies, Davis leads all of baseball with 35 home runs and ranks second in RBI with 88.