Being an NFL rookie usually involves daily breakfast/lunch runs, getting stuck with a horribly expensive dinner tab when you think you’re the invited party and being on the wrong end of just about anything and everything you can imagine.
It also apparently involves some really poor haircuts and dye jobs, at least for rookies on the Miami Dolphins.
Defensive tackle Randy Starks decided to have some fun with the rookies and posted pictures of a few NFL freshman who were in the wrong place at the wrong time.
There’s no word if Starks was one of the guilty veterans who subjected the young Dolphins to the hair assaults, but he sure seems happy that he’s not a rookie:
Glad I’m a vet! pic.twitter.com/BApOMagSOx
Better you then me! http://instagram.com/p/cF-O79mvgC/
I’m sure they would have preferred popcorn in their car.
Any rookies that haven’t been subjected to the hair torture yet are probably on their way to a local barber to get a complete shave before the veteran’s and their iffy clippers can meet up with them.
Here are a few of the buzz/dye jobs: