Baltimore Ravens fullback Kyle Juszczyk forced to buy $100 of Chick-fil-A
By Stu White
As far as hazing rituals go, the ones that end up in tons of tasty* food are probably preferable to the ones that involve, say, irreversible psychological damage. That’s just my take.
As was reported earlier by Ryan Mink over at BaltimoreRavens.com, Rookie fullback Kyle Juszczyk had his welcome-to-the-NFL moment on Wednesday when his teammates on the Baltimore Ravens forced the Harvard graduate to foot the bill for a trip to Chik-fil-A. The cost of all the meals combined? A cool $100.
Juszczyk purchased twelve regular nugget twelve-packs, four large orders of fries, six grilled nugget twelve-packs, and two chicken strip four-packs. Yeah…that’s a whole lot of chicken. However, I’m curious about the lack of fries. What’s with that? Everyone knows fries are integral to the fast food experience. Also, the lack of dipping sauces is distressing. No honey mustard sauce? Really? No BBQ?! Somebody on the Ravens needs to get their act together!
*(Note: I’m using “tasty” very loosely here. I love greasy, artery-clogging food as much as the next overweight American, but let’s not kid ourselves and pretend Chick-fil-A is gourmet cuisine.)
[Source: BaltimoreRavens.com]