May 13, 2013; Jacksonville, FL, USA; Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Blaine Gabbert (11) throws during organized team activities at The Florida Blue Health

Jacksonville Jaguars QB Blaine Gabbert has a theme song (Video)

The Jacksonville Jaguars drafted Blaine Gabbert in the first round of the 2011 NFL draft. Since then he has failed to live up to the top 10 pick the Jaguars made him.

So it is slightly odd that a quarterback with a career record of 5-19 would get a theme song. It is even more peculiar that it would be titled “Blaine Gabbert: The Real American Hero.”

This has to be satire.

The incredibly cheesy video starts of with Gabbert being asked why he should be drafted. He responds with the once awesome, but now cliche response “because if you don’t draft me I’m going to have to beat you for the next 15 years.”

The YouTuber who posted the video with the description: “The NFL is about to be swept up in a wave of Blaine Mania. Lucky for you, there are still a few extra spots on the bandwagon.”

Here are the lyrics if you really wanted them (courtesy of the YouTube post):

When it’s the fourth quarter and the game’s on the line
Just be glad that Blaine’s on your side
If you blitz him on third down, you’ll pay the price
He’ll hit his receiver right in stride

Blaine is a real American
Damn straight the Jaguars are going to win
Blaine is a real American
Leading the fight; Let’s win tonight!

Critics hated on Blaine for much too long
They stoked his fire and the flames grew strong
But Blaine did not cry any Blaine tears
He’s back for revenge and it’s so very clear

Blaine is a real American
Damn straight the Jaguars are going to win
Blaine is a real American
Leading the fight; Let’s win tonight!
Blaine is a real American
Hell yeah the Jaguars are going to win
Blaine is a real American
Put in Henne (Suck on my D!)

*Wicked solo*

If you play Cover 2 it’s simply a shame
Beware of the QB he will make it Blaine

Blaine is a real American
Damn straight the Jaguars are going to win
Blaine is a real American
Climbing the ranks; King of Everbank!
Blaine is a real American
Hell yeah the Jaguars are going to win
Blaine is a real American
Leading the fight; Let’s win tonight!

*Another wicked solo*

Blaine bicka Blaine bicka bicka Blaine Blaine bicka Blaine bicka Blaine blicka blicka Blaine Blaine.. BLAINE!

Yeahhhhh!

Blaine!

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