I guess if you’re Kanye West, you have to protect baby North West by any means necessary, even if that requires you to plop down $2,000,000 bucks on two heavily armored SUV’s.
Kanye, who’s been dealing with on again, off again problems with the paparazzi in recent weeks apparently wanted to make a statement and did so by purchasing two Dartz Prombron armored SUV’s from Latvia.
While one of the rides is a ‘cheaper’ version (only about $800K or so) the more expensive of the two, the ‘Prombron Iron Diamond’ model (valued approximately at $1.2 million) is able to withstand attacks from landmines and rocket-propelled grenades, because that’s exactly what you need driving around the streets of Calabasas, California. You never know why you might run into the “Bieber”.
The ‘cheaper’ version is essentially a spiced up version of what the President of the United States rolls around in.
On the plus side, being the good husband he is, West has requested Dartz to expedite the shipping of the vehicles so baby momma Kim Kardashian can have one before Yeezus begins his US tour this October.
So why the need for the extra secure vehicles? Because of crazies like you and I, who just can’t leave Kanye and Kim alone. Duh.
“Kanye is fully aware that his new family is so high-profile they attract the attention of weirdos and psychopaths,” said the source. “He aims to leave nothing to chance.
“His priority is to get delivery of the vehicles, especially Kim’s, before he begins his US tour in October.”
As if the armored trucks weren’t enough, there will be two full time bodyguards employed to stay with the truck.
Wonder if he picked the fake ‘whale penis’ leather option?!
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