Metta World Peace Twitter story time

I was following one person down the street. They got mad. I said "I was going to ask ur twitter so I can follow you"

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

The girl I was following hit me with her purse. I said" I only want your twitter"

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

She gave me her vine. I told her" why would I need your vein"

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

All her stuff fell out of her purse when she hit me. She asked for my help. I said" only if you give me your home address and your twitter"

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

She had Nemo in her purse. I reported her to the police for stealing fish and not letting the fish live in water. It was n her make up kit.

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

Her make up kit had fish food in it

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

I was like "chic .really ? Fish food? "

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

Chic had on high heeled Dada's.

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

That was a real story. Not funny. I was not laughing. I was shocked

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

She was taller than me without the heely Dada's. she took them off when I said "really? High heeled Dada's?"

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

I was laughing so hard until she punched me. Then my secret weapon put her ;; I mean him in his place. She was a he. But anyway.

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

Yal know what my secret weapon was?

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

Oh yeah. I forgot to tell yal. His make up kit was a taco

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

Basically , I thought this person would be interesting to follow on twitter. But at the end , he didnt even have twitterer.. He had MySpace

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

This is a real story. I will never share another story if yal think I made this up.

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

I should have known it was a guy. She had a six pack on her back. I call it a back pack.

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

I'm like "really? A back pack? What excercise does that?"

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

Her rimz on her Dada's were 20 inches.
I was like" really? 20's? " she was off balance the entire time we were arguing.

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

She had to lean on me as we were arguing for better balance.
I'm like"really? You gonna lean on me while we argue'?"

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

This story gets weirderer but I have to go now. I'm not tweeting for 2months.

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

Oh yes. My secret weapon.
In my Rick James and Dave Chappelle voice.
"It's an elbow b...h"

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

The reason I can't finish the story is because when I left this dude threw a beer at me. After I helped fix his dada with the spare he had

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

When he threw the beer I went ron Artest , but verbally with no curses or physical contact. I did it in form of a Kendrick Lamar verse.

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

This is a real story. Ask jimmy Kimmel. He was there. He filmed the entire thing.

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

Yal ask jimmy yet? This is a true story

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

I want to follow someone right now!! But I'm scared

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013

I'm scared because when I was a kid I saw ...........

— Metta (@MettaWorld37) August 16, 2013