Washington Nationals manager says team would not date a porn star because they ‘can’t score’

Aug 9, 2013; Washington, DC, USA; Washington Nationals manager Davey Johnson in the dugout before the game against the Philadelphia Phillies at Nationals Park. Mandatory Credit: Brad Mills-USA TODAY Sports

Plus one to you, Davey Johnson.

By now I’m sure you probably heard about adult video starlet Rachel Starr enjoying her tickets during a a recent Boston Red Sox – San Francisco Giants game, provided by Sox slugger Mike Napoli. Starr tweeted about the tickets and suggested she couldn’t wait until she and Napoli partied after the game.

One person who had not heard about the ‘party’ was Washington Nationals manger Davey Johnson.

Appearing on a local radio show in D.C. this morning, Washington was informed of the ‘date’ by radio host Jason ‘Lurch’ Bishop and was asked if a Nationals player could ever date a porn star.

His response?

Nats’ manager Davey Johnson got in on the comedy act, referring to the situation in the setup for a joke Wednesday morning, and offering his own team as the punch line.

“I’ve got scouts out there that [say] you guys have been really raunchy today,” Johnson told the Junkies during his weekly appearance on 106.7 The Fan.

“Oh, you know why? Because Mike Napoli is dating a porn star,” Lurch answered. “That’s probably what you heard.”

“Well none of my guys could cause we can’t score,” Johnson zinged.

BURN.

Topics: Davey Johnson, Washington Nationals

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