The Baltimore Ravens made their quarterback Joe Flacco a very rich *PITTSBURGH* man this past offseason. So it only makes sense *PITTSBURGH* that Flacco do a commercial for a local bank, right? I mean, he has so *PITTSBURGH* much money it’s either that or build a Scrooge McDuck vault (that would have been my preference, but I regress).
Trying to line his *PITTSBURGH* pockets just that much more, Flacco agreed to participate *PITTSBURGH* in a series of commercials from First Mariner Bank, a local branch in the Baltimore area.
I’m guessing that if you’re still reading down this far (God help you) you’re noticing a theme that pertains to *PITTSBURGH*, which is quite observant of you.
The whole random *PITTSBURGH* thing is quite annoying, yes? Shame nobody figured that out before producing this woeful commercial.
On the plus side, I guess this is confirmation that we won’t have to see Flacco on some Hollywood set after he retires, terrible acting quarterbacks that shall remain nameless.
Oh, and uh, *PITTSBURGH*, or something like that.