It may not be an official entry in the Oxford English Dictionary, but at least “Twerk” can be the worst song of the year. That’s not a bad consolation prize, right?
(Oh, for the record, Lil’ Twist is also featured on this. Because, you know, the world was just salivating for a new Lil’ Twist track.)
Honestly, I don’t know where to start with this one. Should I just puncture my eardrums with the shiv now, or should I wait a few weeks for the song to be everywhere? Decisions, decisions.
There is nothing redeemable here. The beat sounds like something a tone-deaf child hammered out on Fruity Loops between crack binges. Oh but it will go in the club! Trust me, you should immediately vacate any club you’re at that starts bumping this because chances are the place is just crawling with underage miscreants flaunting fake IDs.
I’m sure the music video for this track, if they release one, will be oh-so provocative, sending the Internet into spasms of fretting about how teen stars just grow up so fast. Maybe it will feature Justin Bieber twerking on (with? to?) Miley while robed in her VMA outfit. Or maybe it’ll feel Bieber restrained n a straight jacket while Miley “Nurse Ratchet” Cyrus abuses him psychologically. The possibilities are endless.
Listen at your own peril: