Lindsey Vonn thinks Tiger Woods is a good boyfriend because he ‘doesn’t leave the seat up’

Aug 11, 2013; Rochester, NY, USA; (Editors note: caption correction) Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn leave the course during the final round of the 95th PGA Championship at Oak Hill Country Club. Mandatory Credit: Allan Henry-USA TODAY Sports

I don’t really care much about the personal life of Tiger Woods, though, I’m pretty confident in saying that he had some marital issues with former wife Elin Nordegren.

I mean, looking past his black book that could have doubled as a porn starlet casting call sheet, Woods liked to find any hole he could – golf course or not.

But Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn, who’s been dating Woods now for quite some time thinks he’s a wonderful boyfriend, much of it because he doesn’t even leave the seat up after taking a wizz.

Vonn shared her overly personal sentiments about Woods with recently:

Having finalized her divorce from Thomas Vonn in January, Vonn has found peace of mind and, yes, a loving relationship with beau Tiger Woods.

“There’s really nothing about him that bothers me,” she says, adding with a laugh: “He doesn’t even leave the seat up! It’s awesome.”

Sounds like true romance right there.

I just hope Tiger doesn’t forget to keep the seat firmly planted on the pot. You never know when a crazy blonde might try to attack you with your own golf clubs.

Topics: Lindsey Vonn, Tiger Woods

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