Interested in attending the game between the Florida Gators and Tennessee Vols this weekend? Good news – there’s a man who’s just giving a ticket away on Craigslist for you. Only issue? You need to take his stepdaughter to the game with you, who will also have her own ticket. Your only cost? Dinner and drinks.
Apparently, the would be date of the young lady decided to back out and now she’s without a willing partner to help her root on the Vols in rival territory, though, it’s not a requirement you root for the orange and white.
My step-daughter’s date backed out (his loss, your gain) for the game…
1 Free ticket for the Tennessee-Florida Football game this Saturday (cost to me, $150) on the 40 for the right gentleman. You must be an attractive, professional, single well educated gentleman, with a good sense of humor, 25-33. You also must not be threatened by an attractive, professional, single well educated lady, (as she is). If you do not qualify, please pass this ad to a friend.
The fine print: I lied! (Sorry…not totally free). Your cost will be a modest dinner, drinks and delightful conversation with her before or after the game.
P.S. (Being a Tennessee Vols fan is not required but is highly desirable)
I have no words.