Halloween is the time of year where everyone’s interested in ghosts and haunted things comes out. You might watch some scary movies, some documentaries about ghosts, or the exorcism of Ke$ha’s vagina on her reality TV show. Jimmy Kimmel watched an episode of Ke$ha’s reality television show when she had to deal with this very common problem.
“When the ghost haunts my vagina! You are laughing, but it’s very serious,” she said. “It’s a problem. I know it sounds ridiculous but in all honesty, I believe in all this crazy [expletive]. So I was told I had dead people in me so I called … my hypnotherapist. So then she said she had to exorcise my body.”
“And then I got a ghost meter to read it, just beeped at my vagina. It was half off, it’s awesome. It seemed to be accurate because I have been going through a dry spell and it was like beeping around and it all makes sense now.”
“Well, I’m glad you figured it out,” Kimmel responded.
Well we certainly hope Ke$ha doesn’t have this problem any more. She also told you what you can expect to see on the rest of the season.
“So I was in Alaska filming ‘My Crazy, Beautiful Life,’ the second season. And this season is really exciting ’cause you meet my insane family and they’re all batsh–,” she said. “It’s a total family affair. I live like a mile away from my mom [Pebe] because she steals my clothes. My mom and my little brother [Louie] live in one house. I live down the road and then my [other] brother [Lagan, who films the show] lives in New York.”
She continued, “I kind of make everyone come on tour with me so you see that in the show, you see my mom’s on stage in the penis outfit, my little brothers a tiger, my brother’s filming all the craziness, my cousin is in the other penis outfit. He’s fully traumatized [my little brother], like he’s screwed.”
Her poor, poor brother.