Have you ever found yourself watching the Super Bowl and thought, “Hey, the Super Bowl is cool and all, but what this game really needs is more opportunities to make hilarious ‘crushing pussy’ puns,” before slipping dreamily into your pizza-induced coma? Well today is your lucky day because the Hallmark Channel just announced it will be airing and event called the Kitten Bowl on Super Bowl Sunday.
So what comprises the Kitten Bowl? Well…
The competition will consist of two preliminary playoffs and a championship match. Along with basic obstacle courses of hurdles, tunnels, hoops, jumps, weave poles, lasers, lures and toys on strings, “Kitten Bowl” will feature clever locker room strategies, player profiles and “interviews,” and camera work and audio recordings from the athletes as they play the game! Cats made famous by YouTube videos and Instagram followings will provide specific analysis and color commentary and will play to the cheering crowds inside Kitten Stadium and at home.
I…I have no words for this. No, not because it’s inane, but because I’m distracted imagining ALL THE FROLICKING KITTENS!!
[Source: TV By The Numbers]