Last night on the Daily Show on Comedy Central, which is based out of New York City, they talked about One World Trade Center. It was officially named the tallest building in the United States, which reignites a rivalry between Chicago and New York.
The two cities have some of the tallest buildings in not only the country, but the world. At one point Chicago was the record holder for tallest building in the world with the Sears Tower. That building has since been the Willis Tower, and while it was no longer the tallest building in the world, it was still the tallest in the United States.
That was until One World Trade Center was named the tallest. So Stewart found a clip of some Chicago media who were bitter. They made a jab about still having “the best pizza.”
“While New York City won today, it is no contest which city takes the cake when it comes to about everything else,” the voice in the clip says.
That ignites Stewart’s pizza tirade.
It’s like “sex with a corpse made of sandpaper.” It’s “an above-ground marinara swimming pool for rats.” It’s “f***ing not-pizza.”
It is hilarious, watch it in full below.