Sep 26, 2013; Bronx, NY, USA; New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter (right) and starting pitcher Andy Pettitte (center) come out to take out relief pitcher Mariano Rivera (42) in the 9th inning against the Tampa Bay Rays at Yankee Stadium. Mandatory Credit: John Munson/THE STAR-LEDGER via USA TODAY Sports
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