On Friday, rumors leaked suggesting New York Knicks owner James Dolan informed the team that no trades nor any firings would be coming in the near future.
A few players, like center Tyson Chandler, somewhat admitted to a meeting going down but forward Metta World Peace said he couldn’t comment on the rumors because he wasn’t in attendance. But why wasn’t he in attendance? Obvious answer – because he’s an alien and he was in another galaxy.
And yes, I’m serious:
Woodson wouldn’t comment on an ESPN.com report that Madison Square Garden chairman James Dolan met with the team Thursday and told players there were no trades or coaching changes forthcoming. Knicks forward Metta World Peace, who played despite a sore left knee, said he wasn’t there and couldn’t comment because he was an alien. ”I was in another galaxy yesterday with my galactic friends,” he said
Maybe Ron-Ron was channeling his inner MonSTAR’s from Space Jam?
What I’d give to live in World Peace’s life for just a day.