Tonight’s game between the Auburn Tigers and the Florida State Seminoles has been analyzed to death by this point, so why not indulge in some irrelevant factoids you can delight your friends with at your BCS Championship Game viewing party? For example, did you know Auburn head coach Gus Malzahn doesn’t swear? It’s true!
According to Auburn center Reese Dismukes, the clean language actually intimidating:
I don’t know if any of you have ever been chewed out by someone who doesn’t cuss. It’s way worse. I would much rather be cussed out 10 times out of 10 than being yelled at by coach Malzahn (AL.com).
Mitch Mustain, who played for Malzahn at Springdale High School, said he thinks he heard Malzahn slip up once:
We get together sometimes and if the topic comes up his language is always part of the conversation. But we think we heard him (cuss) one time. We were pretty sure we heard him mumble something, but otherwise it was always ‘chicken crud.’
What should you do with this newfound information? I don’t f****** know.