If you awoke from a coma to a hospital littered with half-eaten corpses and enough quivering florescent lights and egalitarian gore to make Quentin Tarantino blush, renewing your NBA League Pass subscription would probably be the last thing on your mind.
Sadly, for me, it’d most likely be one of the first things to consider – right after getting caught up on AMC’s TV Series, The Walking Dead. Luckily, it won’t take a zombie apocalypse to assess which active players in the NBA you’d want or not in your troop whilst fighting to keep your flesh attached to your bones and out of a walker’s mouth.
Time to visualize active NBA players as The Walking Dead characters.
Disclaimer: nobody likes a spoiler, so these characters/roles will only be attributed based on entertainment merit and, in rare cases, an actual correlation of principles. I promise not much of the latter, though.