Kellen Winslow gets Taiwanese treatment for allegedly masturbating in car (Video)

Dec 29, 2013; Miami Gardens, FL, USA; New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow (81) runs after a catch against the Miami Dolphins during the second half of the game at Sun Life Stadium. The Jets defeated Miami 20-7. Mandatory Credit: Brad Barr-USA TODAY Sports

Any time there is a big news story regarding professional sports, the good folks at TomoNews US provide us with an epically rendered version of what took place.

Today is no different.

New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow, who was allegedly caught masturbating in a Target shopping center on Friday morning is now the beneficiary of the ‘Taiwanese treatment’ and the result is as glorious as you’d expect.

The video starts with a woman detailing her trip to Target and coming across Winslow in his car, allegedly spanking the money (and he’s depicted in full uniform, mind you). That’s when things start to get interesting.

Included in the next frame is a popular scene from iconic television sitcom ‘Seinfeld’ which results with Winslow ‘jerking the chicken’.

This of course all takes place with a woman narrating who sounds as if she has two of the worst New York and Boston accents merged together to form an uber Northeastern voice.

Topics: Kellen Winslow, New York Jets

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  • Paul Newbold

    Classic!

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