Arkansas Razorbacks head coach Bret Bielema posted a photo on Twitter today showcasing the school’s new helmets. Designed by Riddell, the “Speedflex” helmets will allegedly provide enhanced safety (and we all know how important player safety is to Bret Bielema).
Take a look:
— Bret Bielema (@BretBielema) March 21, 2014
For those of you with terrible vision, here’s the text:
“The Speedflex’s unique shell design is engineered to disperse energy and reduce the risk of trauma, while Riddell’s InSite Player Management Software alerts the sideline to significant, single or multiple impacts that possess attributes that may result in a possible concussion.”
Maybe that fancy InSite Player Management Software can also send a signal/text to the iPhone of an injured player, telling him he’s WEAK and must learn to PLAY THROUGH THE PAIN. This school isn’t making millions of dollars off your unpaid labor just to have you cry about a boo-boo, kid!
[h/t: CBS Sports]