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March Madness: Squid Knocker, the next women's basketball star

Mar 20, 2014; Orlando, FL, USA; General view of basketballs prior to a men’s college basketball game between the Colorado Buffaloes and Pittsburgh Panthers during the second round of the 2014 NCAA Tournament at Amway Center. Mandatory Credit: Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports

March Madness is upon us and everywhere you look it is brackets and tournaments, whether men’s or women’s basketball or the NCAA or NIT. It is never too early to start looking for the sport’s and stages next biggest stars and there is one fourth grader by the name of Squid Knocker who is drawing comparisons to Dallas Mavericks superstar Dirk Nowitzki.

Of course this is a comedy sketch from actress and comedian Syd Wilder, who plays Knocker. The character is a ball hog who “gives no credit to her teammates, they suck.” To make matters worse she plays in a Christian league and her coach is frustrated with her playing “like she is in the ghetto.”

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