Mar 10, 2014; Phoenix, AZ, USA; Chicago White Sox players celebrate a win over the Milwaukee Brewers in a spring training game at Maryvale Baseball Park. The Chicago White Sox won 6-3. Mandatory Credit: Joe Camporeale-USA TODAY Sports

Chicago White Sox to sell bacon-on-a-stick this season


Baseball season isn’t even underway yet and already the arms race to see which team can create the most artery-clogging ballpark meal is in full swing.

Earlier this month, the Arizona Diamondbacks revealed that fans would be able to buy 18-inch corn dogs this year. Yeah, that’s pretty impressive, but an 18-inch corn dog isn’t exactly portable. You know what is portable, though? Bacon. On a stick.

As Dr. Weird would say: “Gentlemen, behold!”

(Ignore the fact that bacon-on-a-stick isn’t really more portable or convenient than regular bacon. Don’t be a Debbie Downer.)

Of course, bacon-on-a-stick does not a well-rounded meal make, so you should probably wash it down with three pounds of ice cream.

And people say baseball is no longer America’s pastime. Pshaw.

[Source: For the Win]

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