Baseball season isn’t even underway yet and already the arms race to see which team can create the most artery-clogging ballpark meal is in full swing.
Earlier this month, the Arizona Diamondbacks revealed that fans would be able to buy 18-inch corn dogs this year. Yeah, that’s pretty impressive, but an 18-inch corn dog isn’t exactly portable. You know what is portable, though? Bacon. On a stick.
As Dr. Weird would say: “Gentlemen, behold!”
— Chicago White Sox (@whitesox) March 26, 2014
(Ignore the fact that bacon-on-a-stick isn’t really more portable or convenient than regular bacon. Don’t be a Debbie Downer.)
Of course, bacon-on-a-stick does not a well-rounded meal make, so you should probably wash it down with three pounds of ice cream.
And people say baseball is no longer America’s pastime. Pshaw.
[Source: For the Win]