According to Auburn legend Bo Jackson, the three thieves responsible for stealing memorabilia from Jordan-Hare Stadium last month shouldn’t go to jail.
Nope, they should be publicly shamed instead.
Jackson shared his punishment ideas with TMZ:
“I don’t think they should serve jail time. They deserve public humiliation.
“They should wear a sign — front and back — saying, ‘I was caught stealing and this is my punishment. To all my peers, don’t be as stupid as I was.’
“These 3 individuals need to be placed in high traffic areas on campus every day for one month. 4 to 5 hour shifts. No talking. No Facebook. No Twitter. This will hurt them a lot more.”
The lesson here: don’t make Bo Jackson angry.
The second lesson here: Bo Jackson should be in charge of our justice system.