The Indiana Pacers’ fall from grace has been hard to watch for basketball fans, as the once mighty Pacers look like they might be in and out of the postseason faster than anyone is anticipating. But while the Pacers are a sad sight, they’re also becoming the butt of jokes by fans desperately trying to find the light at the end of the tunnel.
Someone has posted an ad on Craigslist that urges fans to try and help find the missing talent of Paul George.
His jump shot has been missing since December! This is the longest it’s ever been gone. We think it might have something to do with that stripper he impregnated in Miami, but she’s gone AWOL. If you have any information about the whereabouts of his talent, please report back to Indiana Pacers President Larry Bird.
If you’re not a Pacers fan, apparently you can still help out int he search for George’s talent, as the ad’s owner is offering to somehow procure LeBron James’ sweaty headband for you — so everyone drop what you’re doing and get in on the manhunt.