Tuesday afternoon the NCAA finally came to their senses and announced the implementation of a new unlimited meal and snacks plan for student-athletes, both scholarship and walk-on. It was a decision that was rather long overdue, seeing as the entire logic was ridiculous to begin with, and now there are a lot of kids that are going to be happy as they can fill their stomachs on command.
This decision prompted some pretty good responses on the internet, but none may have been funnier than that from former Kentucky QB Jared Lorenzen, who is more well known in college football history for playing the position with his 300-pound frame than for how he can toss the ball around.
I’ll tell u what the NCAA really lucked out that I don’t have any eligibility left.
— jared lorenzen (@JaredLorenzen22) April 15, 2014
Given the fact that Lorenzen is even larger now than he has ever been before, this is probably more serious of a statement than we will give it credit for.
No, actually, it’s just all-around hilarious.