Speaking with reporters Friday, Houston Rockets center Dwight Howard revealed he’s ready to go into full Superman mode during these playoffs.
How ready? He’s already enlisted the help of Jor-El:
“I gotta go get the cape. I’m actually going to go to Krypton tonight. I’ve got a meeting with Jor-El and we’re going to talk about the playoffs. He’s been watching the season. He told me to get the cape ready. He ironed it, put some stuff on it to stop anything from getting to my body. It’s pretty much ready.
“I think my dad did a great job with the cape. Usually he doesn’t iron the cap, he just leaves it out there. This time he did a good job. Looking forward to it.”
[And the deluge of Hot Takes about Howard's lack of seriousness will commence in three...two...]