Wednesday morning it was reported that Florida State Seminoles quarterback and reigning Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston was cited at a local Publix for allegedly stealing crabs. Yes, crabs.
Every time Winston’s names hits the news wire, especially when it’s for something negative, twitter has an explosion and Wednesday morning was no different.
JAMEIS WINSTON BRINGS ALL THE LOLZ! pic.twitter.com/7bKOX7lbxy
— Josh Sánchez (@jnsanchez) April 30, 2014
Well, I think the theme for Clemson Tailgate 2014 has been determined. Howard’s Rock Lobster and Crab Legs.
— Moojenowski (@Moojenowski) April 30, 2014
Look, if you don’t get investigated for rape you gotta think you can skate on shoplifting some crab legs.
— Bandit (@banditref) April 30, 2014
I can’t wait to read Nolan Nawrocki’s scouting report on Jameis Winston.
— Matt Miller (@nfldraftscout) April 30, 2014
Jameis Winston was arrested? (Eagerly jumps on Twitter to watch FSU passionately defend him)
— A.J Black (@BCHysteria) April 30, 2014
Gotta put that on the new uniform. “Arrow, man on horse, fire, stealing crab legs”
— Tim (@Timinole) April 30, 2014
FSU doesn’t have a booster to supply crab legs? Come on. So amateur.
— Brian (@IamSouthern_eh) April 30, 2014
There are a lot more where all of these came from, as you could probably imagine.