photo credit: Warner Bros.

New Godzilla stills unveiled, featuring befuddled Bryan Cranston


photo credit: Warner Bros.

photo credit: Warner Bros.

 

Warner Bros. has released a bunch of new still images from the upcoming Godzilla movie. There are awesome new shots of the monster as you would expect. There are also lots of new shots of the human actors including star Bryan Cranston.

Let’s sum up everything we can tell about Bryan Cranston’s performance from these new stills.

Oh my goodness, THAT IS A SERIOUSLY LARGE MONSTER. I think I just wet my pants. A little.

Why do I have duct tape wrapped around my wrists? This is a really bad look. Also, what is up with my hair? This wig is almost as bad as the one I had on Breaking Bad before I lost my hair.

photo credit: warner bros.

photo credit: warner bros.

This must be a clue about something. Is it important to the plot? What plot. IT’S ABOUT A GIANT MONSTER SMASHING THINGS.

photo credit: warner bros.

photo credit: warner bros.

 

So as near as I can figure, Cranston plays a guy who gets kind of scared when he sees giant lizards, and otherwise sort of bumbles around looking befuddled.

And he has a flashlight and a roll of duct tape.

Not much to go on. Thankfully the movie will be coming out on May 16 to answer all our questions.

The one thing I really want to know? Where does Godzilla go to the bathroom. You never see Godzilla poo. Ever.

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