This Tigers fan wants that foul ball really bad.
So bad that he’s willing to risk having his pants fall down in front of thousands of people plus the television audience at home.
Pride be damned. I’m going to get me a baseball.
Thankfully, only a small amount of the man’s crack was exposed for just a short period of time.
Nothing actually pornographic occurred. But we saw enough. Enough to know that we have seen too much.
Does it even need to be said?
It’s just a baseball people.
Every day we have to go through this. The dumb stuff people do just to get a baseball.
We see people harm each other on a regular basis over a baseball. We see people put their own lives at risk and the lives of their children.
And we see people risk humiliation via crack exposure.
I’ll never understand it. Not if I live a million years.
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