Giancarlo Stanton doesn’t just hit home runs. He hits crazy space-time-continuum-shattering rocket shots.
He hits stuff that looks like it came from another dimension.
He hits alien home runs.
The one he hit Thursday night to give the Marlins the lead in the 11th inning over the Padres was just smoked.
That ball almost broke the sound barrier, it was traveling so fast.
Giancarlo Stanton is just about the best show going in baseball right now. And thanks to him, the Marlins are winning much more regularly than people expected.
And still nobody goes to their games. Because Miami doesn’t deserve a baseball team.
Can we figure out a way to get Giancarlo Stanton out of Miami and onto a real major league team that deserves to have him?
Giancarlo Stanton shouldn’t be buried at the bottom of Florida. He should be where people will appreciate him. Just my two cents.