Apr 15, 2015; Monterey Park, CA, USA; General view of a total eclipse of the moon (blood moon) near Los Angeles. Mandatory Credit: Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

Rex Hudler thinks the moon is a planet (Video)

Rex Hudler is either an adorable space case or an annoying nitwit, depending on your point-of-view.

So I guess that means that, depending on where you stand on Hudler, you will either be charmed or irritated by this video of him trying to argue that the moon is actually a planet.

Rex Hudler laughs at all your fancy notions of taxonomy. If Rex Hudler says the moon is a planet, then the moon is a planet.

It’s round and it floats in the sky, right? That makes it a planet.

A beautiful beautiful planet.

One day Rex hopes that human beings will land on that beautiful planet up there and learn to make love with all the beautiful creatures who live on its surface.

Someday Rex himself may even travel up there and frolic in the green grass with the pixies or whatever they have. And partake of their special herbs.

It would be too easy to call Rex Hudler an idiot for not knowing how scientific classification works. We’re lucky that guy even remembers to put his pants on, quite frankly.

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