Dr. Drew is getting hot dog tweets after Johnny Manziel lawsuit
By Dan Zinski
Noted TV shrink Dr. Drew is having a very confusing morning thanks to the Johnny Manziel lawsuit.
Imagine waking up and checking your Twitter only to find the mentions filled with a bunch of jokes you don’t understand.
Yes, very confused. Who did this?! RT @JonFrat: @drdrew is probably waking up at hot dog bun jokes in his mentions and is very confused.
— Dr. Drew (@drdrew) May 23, 2014
For those who like Dr. Drew remain confused, you need to know the details of the lawsuit filed in a Florida court against Johnny Manziel by a probably deranged individual named Samantha Schacher.
Among the bizarre things alleged in Schacher’s suit is this little nugget quoted directly from the legal filing:
"On Christmas Eve, 2013, Johnny Manziel sent me a Instagram photo of himself naked to me Facebook with Manziel putting a hotdog bun between his penis, smiling, calling me ‘Ho, Ho, Ho…'”"
It’s natural to ask a noted psychiatrist like Dr. Drew to give his opinion on such weirdness. Is that some kind of regular fetish? Pretending your penis is a hot dog and putting a bun on it?
Does mustard ever get involved? Relish? Onions?
If it’s weird and kinky and wrong, Dr. Drew probably knows about it.
Now that Dr. Drew has the full context, I’m sure he can give his assessment of Samantha Schacher. Acutally, do we even need Dr. Drew for that?
I’m pretty sure my diagnosis of “batpoop nuts” is dead accurate. And I don’t even have a degree.
For the record, Manziel’s agent has denied everything in the lawsuit, including the allegations involving pictures of Jadeveon Clowney’s “monster” penis. That’s a relief.
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