Browns third-string quarterback Johnny Manziel blew off steam this weekend in a big way, partying his butt down in Vegas with Diplo and other celebrities. Oh and hotties.
Wherever Johnny goes, hotties follow. But not hot dog buns. That lawsuit is a total load of crap. Complete fabrication. Who puts their dong between two hot dog buns and takes a picture? Not Johnny Manziel.
Johnny doesn’t roll like that. Here’s how he rolls. In Vegas, with Dom Perignon. And women. And Diplo.
Spraying champagne is something I don’t get. You pay a bunch of money for a bottle of champagne and instead of drinking it, you use it to shower people? Seems a little irresponsible.
I guess that’s just the lifestyle. I’ve got so much money I can waste champagne! One day Johnny Manziel, you may wish to have that money back. One day when your body is broken, your career is over and there is no one left to care except the crazy chick who made up a fake lawsuit against you.
Slow down, Johnny Manziel. Drink your champagne, don’t spray it. And learn that playbook. And take your vitamins.