Brett Lawrie doesn’t need a bobblehead day, because he is a bobblehead. If you don’t believe me, just watch this GIF taken from Sunday’s game.
Sunday is actually Jose Reyes bobblehead day in Toronto. I guess Lawrie wanted to show Reyes what a bobblehead does? Reyes is probably horrified now. He probably won’t be able to get to sleep tonight after witnessing Lawrie’s human bobblehead routine.
Are there any other toys Brett Lawrie knows how to impersonate? I bet he does a great GI Joe. I bet he can do a great Jack in the Box. Hey Lawrie, Barbie called, she wants to hook up.
Okay now I’m freaking myself out. I never want to see Brett Lawrie’s bobblehead thing again. Please erase that GIF from the internet. That is too much for my soul to handle. It’s like something from a Japanese horror movie. BLAAAAAAH. Brett Lawrie might be a ghoul that crawled out of a well to terrorize some pale chick.
I thought I knew all about Brett Lawrie but I was wrong. So so very wrong.