In case you weren’t aware, today is Kanye West’s 37th birthday. Here is a picture of the cake Kim Kardashian made for Kanye with her own two hands (yeah right).
I for one am stunned by that birthday cake. I can’t believe that is really Kanye’s birthday cake. That cake is really really really…understated and not at all ridiculous.
If somebody asked me to picture the birthday cake Kim would get for Kanye, I would imagine a giant room-sized replica of the Taj Mahal, or something equally absurd and over-the-top. But Kim did a good job conceiving that cake. It’s not the least bit stupid. It’s a solid birthday cake. It gets the job done.
Now, when Kim’s birthday comes along, we’ll see what kind of cake Kanye dreams up for her. I’m guessing it will be a little more elaborate than that. That’s how it works. The woman can go understated for the man, because the man appreciates keeping things small, but when it’s the man doing for the woman, forget it. That stuff better be all-out.
Kanye better have his A birthday cake game when it’s his turn to plan Kim’s party, that’s all I’m saying. You don’t want to mess up the birthday cake or it will be a sad and lonely stretch of nights.