It’s time for today’s installment of “How Is Johnny Manziel Creating Distractions Now?” The answer: He’s frolicking with females at pool parties. So, pretty much the same as every other day. Johnny Manziel, he sure lives a monotonous life. Every day it’s another pool, another chick all over him, another round of articles about how he’s going to be a bust in the NFL.
Do you think Johnny even knows who these women are? Or do they just appear suddenly, draping themselves all over him. I don’t think Johnny even has a clue. I think he’s just rolling with it. I don’t think he even knows what city he’s in from one day to the next. His life is just a blur of parties and women and champagne and rappers.
Oh, and occasionally he goes to practice. And studies his playbook. Got to study that playbook. Yup.