Before today, I was pretty confident in suggesting that Britney Spears probably wasn’t the brightest crayon in the box, but after today I’m completely sure of it.
The pop singer turned Vegas crooner decided to pay homage to her sometimes home in Los Angeles by showing support to the Los Angeles Kings, just a game away from sweeping the New York Rangers in the Stanley Cup Finals.
So what did Spears do? Put on a Kings jersey? Nope. Maybe some vintage Kings threads? Negative. Ah, well a hat or something, right? Try again.
Spears actually didn’t wear anything herself, rather opting to have somebody (boyfriend? Sorry, not up on my gossip, folks) wear a Wayne Gretzky and pose for a picture. Ah, well, that’s a cool way to pay homage to the Kings hist…wait a damn second. That’s not a Kings jersey – it’s an Edmonton Oilers jersey!
What in the hell.
That’s like taking a photo in a Boston Red Sox jersey with ‘Ruth’ on the back to show support for Fenway or rocking a Joe Montana Chiefs jersey to show support for the San Francisco 49ers. Talk about a jersey no-no.
Hell, why not post a picture of Gretzky’s New York Rangers jersey? That really would have melted some brains.
Wait, scratch that – don’t give her anymore ideas.